Best smile of the day. At least, I love it. ;) http://ow.ly/i/PYZ

Best bumper sticker of the day. http://ow.ly/i/PXK

Get kids to eat veggies by keeping them simple.

From the Vancouver Sun.

“Vegetable liking was determined by a complex mixture of a uniform appearance, textures that are easily controllable in the mouth and the typical, familiar vegetable taste.

It is promising to offer children vegetables that are as crunchy as possible, with the typical vegetable taste and a uniform surface without brown coloring and without a granular texture.”

In other words, don’t boil the heck out of them, burn them, or slather them in fancy-shmancy sauces.

Makes sense. My daughter claims to not like broccoli unless it’s “fresh from the fridge”. Fine by me.

Ann Coulter: Moron extraordinaire. http://bit.ly/biFJsT

Ann Coulter’s assessment of University of Ottawa students: “their IQ points-to-teeth ratio must be about 1-to-1.” http://ow.ly/1qnLx Moron.

We’ve got short-notice bookings available for 2010 weddings (& our contest is still on for a FREE photography shoot). http://ow.ly/1q59J

Today, upon picking up my child from daycare, I noticed her suddenly standing still, frowning, and suppressing a cry. I turned around to see a woman walking away from my child, lugging an infant in a car carrier. I asked my little girl, “Did that lady hit you with the car seat?” and my daughter nodded and started to cry. The woman heard me asking my girl and stopped, turned and shouted at me from the end of the hall, “I didn’t hit her! She walked into me!” I turned back to my little girl and asked if she was ok and where she was hit. As my daughter showed me her hip, with a slight red mark and a scratch, the woman shouted again, “She walked into me!” to which I replied, “Nice of you to make sure she was ok!” (which she is).

a) I was right beside my child as you passed by us – she did not waver from my side.

b) You clueless spaz, even if my child wasn’t paying attention to where she was going, you should have been doing so with your own baby-mace.

c) How rude and thoughtless of you to not even check to see if my child was ok or to say sorry, and to instead shout and lay blame on my child.

I feel sorry for your children.


Ahh, I feel better having vented.

RT @simonpegg: Feel rotten? Whilst prone, allow a laughing baby to crawl over you, it really makes you feel better (must use own baby).

LOL RT @MrsStephenFry: If midnight is the witching hour, is midwife the witching health care professional?

It’s supposed to be incredible out this Saturday! What are you doing to enjoy the sunshine and warmth in #Vancouver this weekend?

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