Wee Fringe

OMG this is CREEPY! A “teddy bear” made out of placenta! http://bit.ly/6931er (Thanks to Bad Mom’s Club)

• “I’m marching to Iraq and you can’t stop me”: our 4 year old. #
• “Mrs. McGrady is sick with concert”. She meant “cancer”. #
• “Coffee isn’t as good for you as healthy foods.” Nothing like an admonishment from a 4 year old. #
• I am NOT understanding all this. #
• i will rant at more extended length this time, only to see what happens, and we have to remember to delete it after. #
• “It’s quite weird but I’m quite enjoying it.” The wee one’s review of Fairly Oddparents. #
• Careful, Vancouver parents.
• I’m cold, she says, sitting naked except for undies, eating a popsicle, in the middle of January, in Canada. (Sure, in Vancouver, but still) #
• Spanking as a child = better adult? So many problems with this study. Watch for a post on it later.  #
• “Mommy, you can tickle me anywhere anytime but bOB can only tickle me under my arms after 4 o’clock.” #
• “Go easy on me, I just pooed,” she says, prior to a bout of tickles
• Woman drives drunk, 5 times legal limit, with two children in the car! INSANE! You don’t deserve your kids! #
• Asking for ham at the grocery store: “Please? I’ll give you 5 bucks!” Damn that Pigeon book for teaching my 4 year old to offer bribes! #

Evidently, I’m having trouble with double tweets. So sorry folks.