Warping our child, one day at a time
In: Winnie's words| tweets
19 Mar 2010“I must take advantage of this moment!” the 4 year old exclaims.
Do 4 year olds really talk like this?
Vancouver kid: we’re out for sushi and playing on the iPhone!
That’s our born and raised Vancouverite!
In: Winnie's words| tweets
26 Feb 2010Who knew Mr Potato Head had strange cousins Mr Corn Head and Mr Carrot Head?? Weird. My daughter just made a 3 armed mutated carrot.
In: Winnie's words| tweets
8 Feb 2010Girl’s friend says 2 her: “U know what the best thing about U is? You’re my best friend! And best friends are best friends!” No arguing here
In: Winnie's words| tweets
5 Feb 2010Upon recovering from sickness she says, “Mommy, I’m going to be going so fast you’ll need a metal detector to find me!”
In: Winnie's words| tweets
25 Jan 2010“You’re a pancreas,” she says to me. I love it that she says pancreas, even if she doesn’t really know what it means.
In: Winnie's words| tweets
19 Jan 2010She says “tofood” for tofu. I love it.
In: Winnie's words| tweets
18 Jan 2010“Piglet’s ears are bleeding and he’s black inside because he’s a vampire.” (doing colouring of a Hallowe’en Winnie the Pooh picture)
In: Winnie's words
16 Jan 2010So, we went to Wendy’s for dinner the other night and got a Mad Lib’s Junior set in the Kids Meal. (Mad Libs gives you the story and you fill in the nouns, verbs, adjectives, and miscellaneous words from a group of choices.) Although the wee one isn’t quite at the level to read and [...]
In: Winnie's words| tweets
15 Jan 2010Child sees “Winners” down the street, exclaims, “Mommy, that’s almost my name” (she goes by Winnie). Awesome reading comprehension! at 4!
We're here to share insight into the brilliant and bizarre creature that is our 4 year old.
We're just starting up, so much more content will be coming. For now, we're Tweeting interesting and funny things she tell us, providing some of our own thoughts and insights, and putting up a few pictures.
Please join us through what is, as any parent can attest, the most incredible time of our lives.