Warping our child, one day at a time
In: tweets
24 Aug 2010My 5 year old just said: “I have 18 but those are doubles so it’s really 36.” How did she know that 18×2 = 36?? HOLY COW!
In: tweets
16 Aug 2010Daughter’s friend: You don’t know how to have fun (trying to lure her to hammock). Daughter: Yes, I do! Fun is ponies or my Mom! (YAY!)
In: tweets
13 Aug 2010My daughter and her friend just sold me this for $2. http://ow.ly/i/3bWM Young entrepreneurs!
In: tweets
27 Jul 2010RT @SlvrLambStudios @Apartment_Mama: Thyme Maternity- stop sending out powdered formula to mums that sign up for your ‘in store contest’!
If stalling were a superpower, our kid would rule the world!
Five-year-old Abbotsford girl slain while on holiday in Washington state.
This makes me want to barf.
Who does this??
In: tweets
18 Jun 2010RT @bobhomerphoto: #YVR RCMP “not justified” in use of Tazer on Robert Dziekanski: Braidwood inquiry. http://ow.ly/20pgt
McDonald’s recall puts spotlight on cadmium’s dangers.
From the newswires. Moms & Dads – return those Shrek cups!
In: tweets
1 Jun 2010“We can’t handle that much Jesus. It’s too much Jesus. Jesus this, Jesus that.” 5 y.o., about Egypt week (yay) @ bible school (nay).
Parents get serious over cutthroat world of competitive dance. From the Vancouver Sun.
I could puke watching this video of five 8 year old girls dancing around in red and black lacy lingerie, prancing like strippers.
These are children! What kind of parent lets their kid dance in a routine like this?
If I found out my child was learning these “moves”, I’d pull her from dance class immediately and lodge a complaint.
Some say the outfits aren’t offensive, as they cover just like some girls’ swimsuits. Well, are 8 yr old girls’ swimsuits meant to look like Victoria’s Secret lingerie?
Incredibly distasteful. Moronic. The parents and dance teacher should be shot.
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